compelling bidoof blogging

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

Sex Geckos Sent To Space Are Dead, Frozen And Mummified
Anonymous

i need to lie down

Bulma, Vegeta, Goku
  • Spouse: Vegeta, marrying insufferable asshole alien royalty is the kind of Bad Life Decision that’s too good to pass up
  • Best friend: Bulma,she seems like the type of person who would be totally down with you crashing at her place whenever and chilling and drinking beer and talking shit 
  • Sibling: Goku idk man he’d be a cute brother???
This is like a much nicer version of fuck, marry, kill

Send me the names of 3 characters and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Spouse
  • Best friend
  • Sibling
was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

blichan:

*extra large shrug*

blichan:

*extra large shrug*

vinegod:

Please identify by Andrew Walke

pemsylvania:

an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne

tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)

disneymagicman:

The official Space Jam website has not changed since 1996.
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

sshibe:

it’s what it says on the tin. please watch this

dbzgurl199:

Beauty and the Beast by さんなすび*DBが熱い。あと筋肉